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     Q was stripped of its status as a letter when linguists from around the world declared it "unnecessary," leaving just 25 letters in the Latin alphabet.
     The glyph Q (pronounced "cue"), discovered in 1742 by Benjamin Franklin, has traditionally been the 17th letter of the alphabet. However, modern linguists have doubted its status as a letter for decades, noting that in virtually all cases, the arrangement "Cu" can replace "Qu" with no notable change. Serious debate over what constitutes a letter arose when a move to add æ to the alphabet was shot down, leading many of its proponents to argue that much of the same reasoning could be used against Q as well.
     Fans of Q, such as those introduced to the character via its prominence in the James Bond films and the Star Trek series, are fighting the decision, as are many fans of the traditional "Alphabet Song," which includes Q. However, after all arguments were made, the new definition of "letter" was voted into effect.
     Native English words using the letter Q will be altered to use K or C instead, and words borrowed from other languages will be adjusted on a case-by-case basis, to ensure intuitive pronunciation after the changeover. Proper nouns and foreign words may continue to use the Q glyph, but in those cases it will be treated as a foreign character, not unlike æ.
     Children going into schools this September will still be getting dictionaries which refer to Q as a letter, as it will be months before new dictionaries will be ready to print, and in some cases years before schools can afford them, but teachers hope that by presenting the old information and explaining the new, they will be giving children a bit more insight into the way language evolves.

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~miletich2 Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
So, the letter Q's no longer part of the latin alphabet, huh?
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:iconmacpherson:
This made my day!
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:iconinsert-cliche-here:
ahaha thats great and really in context when you think what happened to pluto
i mean really what was that? not a planet?! hes only the best planet ever created!
they always pick on the little guy :(
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:iconpointsetta:
Pluto can relate.
One wonders what the French would do? Replacing Q with K just wouldn't give you that same sastifiying "ique" noise that's so crisp and exotic.

Pardon me, I mean exotique.
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:iconpseudoqueer:
Nice. I like this a lot.
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:icontriptychr:
`triptychr Aug 28, 2006  Hobbyist Writer
Nice satire!

I only have one suggestion: For a news story, your headline is way too long. In fact, it would make a perfect opening line, instead.
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:iconluigihann:
It's not supposed to be the headline, more of a subheadline... thing. Some news articles have them, I swear.
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:iconpdrydia:
Nicely done.
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:iconshatteredplastic:
Wow, that would be interesting.. XD
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~StarKirby Aug 26, 2006   Interface Designer
absolutely random, but possible.
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